Yay for cow boob juice

Yay for bestiality!

http://www.wordnik.com/words/bestiality
Unnatural connection with a beast.

 Does it seem natural to suckle on cow boobs?

Does it also seem natural for a cow to suckle on human boobs..?

Would you drink cat milk or dog milk?

Would you at the age you are at the moment go and suckle on the tits of your mom?

 http://familyfeedingdynamics.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-kid-is-drinking-milk-again-finally.html

So exactly why are you so obsessed with your kid getting milk?

I think you mean cows milk? There is nothing in there which a kid can not get through other food.

Your child is weened, or not? So why do you think she still needs to get milk?

Where does the calcium in cows milk come from,do cows drink milk to produce milk?

Obviously not.

Do cows, horses, wolves, apes drink milk even when they become adults?

No

Is milk a good source of protein, calcium, vitamin d?

Again no.

Milk is fortified with Vitamin D.

The high ammount of phosphorous is also hindering the absorption of calcium.

The protein in cows milk comes in big chunks and is difficult to digest especially for infants and that is also the main reason why  formulas are sso heavily processed, because otherwise the children would be undernourished even when cows milk has double the ammount of protein then human milk has.

The milk of mamaels from which humans take the milk have absoltely different needs than the human body. The concentration of minerals and also milk sugar and protein is so wrong, that it would kill a human infant if you would feed it on non human milk.

You first need to process the non human breast milk heavily before it is suitable for human infants.

So does this sound like a good human food source, a needed food source?

So if you feed forified cow boob juice then there is no reason to not feed fortified non cow boob juice.
Many foods are fortified, from cereals to frozen foods to flour.

But again you need no fortified foods if you feed a wide range of foods.
And it is also not so difficult to find information.

You have a computer and interent, go surfing for nutrition.

If humans really would need milk so much, teenagers and even adult humans would have suckled on the breasts of their mothers all during the human history.

But i bet you turn green when you think about children in the early stages of turning teenagers still suckling on their mothers teats.

So if you have weened your child from your tits, why let it still get breastfeed, by an animal no less.

Get her some ape boob juice, milk from apes is much better suited for humans then cow milk because they are closer related.

Why you should not give me coffee past 5 pm

This is a Kolabri, the result if you breed a hummingbird(Kolibri) with a Kohlrabi(plant of the brassica family)

Many thanks to a friend ..and also an other friend who loves me especially the best when i am weird the most.

If a vegetarian....

...eats mostly plant based foods, than what does a humanitarian eat?

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout:
Tip me over
and pour me out!

Oh well, I know that the humanitarian joke is old...now.

I did not know it before, so do not stone me. No matter which kind.


I was turning strawberries into a blood red mess, hacking and smashing the innocent little fruits with the cruel stainless blades of my hand mixer when the question arose what this handy little item would do to the gizzards of a human beeing if forcefully shoved through the...oh you get the image, don´t you?


To my defense I was thinking about 'Saw' when this image crawled to the forefront of my mind.
 
Maybe the goverment should put a restriction on cooking games, all the hacking and cutting can not be healthy for young minds, the free use of such dangerous things like knifes and frying pans..maybe the frail, bendable youth would be so confused to use kitchen utensiles and start killing of people just like it happened with all the ego shooters and whatever was there before.

Not to forget food poisoning, this is the use of biological weapons!

Here, let me lend you a magnifier to find the ironic undertunes.

If I were a zombie...

..I would growl for "Koooorn"

Yeah I know, bad pun for the old vegetarian zombie joke.(or maybe not? )


But if I would be a zombie why not bite into something hearty like Korn, I bet they scream much better then sturdy old grains, whoever heard a song made by grains?

But I also would like to have a bite out of Pink, Enrique Igleas, Rammstein, Moby, Gorillaz,  ATB, Right Said Fred, BT or Disturbed.

I know I would like asian food like
L'arc en ciel

or Zoro, but I fear I would be hungry again  after an hour.

Yeah, yeah I know, more bad puns.

But hey what do you expect from someone who is runnin´around nakkid?

Just another crazy blog in the mass of others. A little place for all the thoughts runnin´around nakkid in my head, wanting a place where they can play around and frolic.

Which brings me to...
Tea!

I bet you want fun with your tea too?

Just make yourself some nice tea, take a glass and purrr...the tea into the glass.
You have rock sugar or also called kandis, don´t you?
Pick a couple of bigger sugary rocks out of the box and say "Hasta la vista sugar" letting them drown in the hot liquid.

Wait and see how the dissolving sugar is turning the tea around the crystals into a layer of liquid heavier than the tea..and then let the fun begin.

Now you can play Poseidon, god of the sea, making sugary waves around rocks in a sea of tea. Just gently sway around your glass, see how the heavier liquid is swishing around the sugar rocks, making waves, tumbling, splashing, swirling high into the lighter tea.


Or brew up a storm which shakes the world of tea!

Muhahaha! (by Evil Laughter TM)


Mom always said not to play with food..but tea is not food, tea is a drink so you are safe to play as much as you want.

But now excuse me folks, I have to go back to my shrine and later let flaming cheese rain down on Tamriel. Quite busy me is.